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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 00:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Muon g-2 announces most precise measurement of the magnetic anomaly of the muon - Fermilab (.gov)

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Does eating bread before bed make you fat? If so, why?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

You won’t believe how much each Nvidia employee is worth as the company rides the AI gold rush - The Economic Times

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What are the potential economic consequences of the U.S. following Europe's lead on climate policies, as discussed in the article?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

What do you think of the Quora group "It's Ok to Be White" for people who are proud of being white?

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Why are US customs agents so talkative? I cringed hard when a US customs agent asked me if I was on vacation. He doesn’t need to know why I went to another country as long as I am a U.S. citizen.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

LAFC beat Club América to qualify for Club World Cup and play against Chelsea - We Ain't Got No History

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

How do military families handle communication when a service member is injured overseas?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Still no good.

Why Some People Hear Better in Noise Than Others - Neuroscience News

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Exclusive | Kimberly-Clark Nears Roughly $3.5 Billion Sale of International Tissue Business - WSJ

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do I sweat so much? I’m 17 but I feel like I always need to re-apply deodorant and I am always self-conscious that I smell because I feel sweat under my arms.

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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